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In 5 months, we have only had 3 authors, and 2 who i invited, so we are still hireing, you get a free 'Ive submitted' badge for your website, and added to my BFFB Awards, (Closing Date 1st of Jan), so for more information on how to submit, and win the BFFB Awards and get the prize and get the submitted badge (and a animated one if its for the awards) please look under the archives at the side. Thank you.

PS; Even if you think everyone else will do it so it wont matter if you do, what if they dont?!

Thursday 11 September 2008

Puppet Power! By Zippy Nev Brush

This is Zippy Nev Brushes new series of scripts called puppet power, and He Said the Series is mainly for under 10s, starring: Basil Brush, Nev the Bear, Crazy Keith, Dunceton, Oucho, and Duncetons Badger armys. For the People who dont Watch Cbbc here is the basics bout the charactors:


  • Nev: A Blue bear
  • Basil Brush: A Funny Fox, with evil cousin called Mortimer
  • Crazy Keith: One of Nevs Freinds
  • Dunceton: Talking Brain/King of the Badgers (apparently)
  • Oucho: Talking Cactus
  • Badgers: A type of well known animal.
  • The Foxes: Mortimer, Bingo, Bungo and Roxy
Scroll Down to find the First Episode, This is The Episode List:

  1. The Badger Beggining (Parody of A series of unfortunate events; The Bad beggining)
  2. FoxWood: End Of May (P1) (End of Days Parody)
  3. FoxWood: Ha-Ha Boom-Boom! (P2) (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Parody)
  4. Alex Badger: Ark Badger (Parody of Alex Rider Ark Angel)
  5. Alex Badger: FoxHead (Parody of Alex Rider Snakehead)
  6. Farting of The Ways (Parody of Doctor Who Parting of the Ways)


The Badger Beggining

Scene 1: House

Oucho is sitting on a windowsill, and is asleep, then the pot falls, and smashes into the fireplace, and accidently starts a fire, which begins to spread around the room quickly, He Wakes up.

Oucho: Great....

He rolls till he gets to a box, which he opens, and pulls out a tiny mobile

Oucho: Help!

His parents roll down the stairs, and begin to Burn,

Oucho: Help! My Parents are on fire!

The parents fall to ash, and the room fully ignites, but then the window smashes, and smoke fills the room. The Second it clears,the blaze stopped,
and some badgers appeared.

Badger: We stopped your fire! We need money for this! Or we will take you to the Base!

Oucho screams, and drops a match, but a badger stomps on it, and drags oucho off.

Scene 2: Beach
The Badgers drag him onto the beach, and push him onto the peir, and he runs to the end.

Voice (oov): Halt!

There is a blast of smoke, the badgers fall off the Pier and drown, and Nev walks up to Oucho,

Nev: I am Captain Nev! We need to stop Count Dunceton with Puppet Power!

Oucho: What?

Basil: Nev?! This is Fox Woods Operation!

Nev: Uh-Oh....

Then a laser blasts down on him, Nev flys up quickly, and Some Foxes Walk up.

Crazy Keith Jumps onto the Pier from the Edge

Keith: Hello Cactus dude! Hello Basil?

Bingo: Basil! I have a plan! Oucho? Wanna see my pictures of pottatos?

Oucho: No!

Bungo: Try One!

Oucho Grabs a potato, and faints.

Roxy: Why did you do that?

Keith: What about me?

Basil: erm... Ill use my Bomb!

Keith: Which Bomb?

Basil: Boom! Boom!

Bingo: That wasnt funny Basil!

Basil: Have you noticed the badgers who have appeared around us yet?

The Badgers Surround them, while tons more climb onto the pier and run to the city, fireing guns, the buildings collapse, people being crushed, and guns killing the survivors, explosions fill the ruins, and knock down more buildings. FoxWood gasp, then a badger shoots Basil,

Roxy: Baseel!




138 Readers!

if you think 138 is a random number to celebrate, go away, For star wars fans, stay here. 138 is the THX number, and its used a lot in the films. not much tho but celebrate if you like the star wars!

Tuesday 9 September 2008

Dalek Wars Ep 2: Sontar!

The heavily damaged dalek ships shot down the remaining Raxel, and the Black Daleks flew back to the ship. One of the Black daleks levitated to where the Supreme Green and Red Dalek was, and opened up his casing. Two Daleks with modified plungers pulled off the Guns, and Placed a Imperial Special Weapon Daleks Gun in its place, and it closed. A Crane like hand pulled off its head, and lowered down a similar Green Dalek Head. The black dalek had been promoted.

The Dalek Fleet entered warp drive, and daleks flew around the broken parts of it, mending it from the damage it took from Raxem. The Promoted Black dalek was in the control room, with a modified spray paint dalek recoloring him to match the dead leader. Then, the engines stopped, "Commander! The Engines have been hit! We are recieving a signal!" A black dalek shouted, then a projected image appeared on the screen, a helmeted warrior, "You are a sontaran?" The Supreme asked, "Get out of the sontar system!" The Sontaran commanded. "I am sontaran commander Dorrn, I am protecting this planet. We must not let you past!" It finished, "Lock his signal!" The supreme shouted, "Wha..." The commander said, "Fire!" The supreme shouted, and there was an explosion on the screen, and the transmission ended, "Go to there planet! Weaken there defenses!" The supreme ordered, and tons of missiles were sent out, shooting at the ships guarding the planet, and they flew down to the surface.

Sontarans were standing in a line, shooting at targets, and looked up, there was a boom, and they heard the space ship enter the atmosphere, and as the ship landed, daleks flew out of it, the sontarans fired at them, and missed the daleks. The Daleks Landed, The 9 remaining black daleks hovering above the army. The daleks fired at sontarans, but the blasts reflected off the armor, then a sontaran hit a daleks shaft under the head peice, its lights fllicked off, and a squeal came from inside, sounding like "There Jamming our Curcuits!" Two black daleks hit down the sontaran, aiming at the neck peice and fired at the same time, sending bolts threw the probic vent and killing it. More Daleks used this tactic and took some more down, but the sontarans were disabling them.

There was a bang, another bunch of ships entering the atmosphere, sontaran star fighters began to fire at them, but got shot down seconds later. A laser hit a dalek ship, and it exploded, then another one was hit. The Daleks moved back quickly, and the ship chased the lasers to find the cannon. A Dalek ship shot the cannon, and then another cannon appeared, firing down more dalek ships.

Some Sontarans ran onto the dalek mother ship, which arrived first, and grabbed the supreme dalek, and one put a knife in the shaft under the headpiece, the supremes lights turned off and it had electric bolts sent threw it, it got deactivated. The Sontarans placed a disk on it, then they teleported with it to the sontaran base.

The Sontarans had got onto the ship, and placed a bomb on it, and ran. It Exploded, More Daleks were deactivated, and the sontarans began to Win. The Daleks all began teleporting. 4 remaining black daleks had ordered them to go to the base and send out a message to stop shooting, so they could destroy the sontarans, and make them join forces. The Sontaran with the Supreme landed, and pulled out the knife. "We will hold you hostage to force the troops to leave to get you back, but then we will kill you! Activate Bombs!" A commander sontaran shouted. "We have mined the corridors, and have blown up your remaining fleet! You are helpless!" Another sontaran said.

To Be Continued

Saturday 6 September 2008

Dalek Daves: Dalek Wars

Dalek Wars By DalekDave. Episode One: Chaos of the Daleks. This is also the 40th post!

Isop Nebula. 32nd Century. Raxem Minor System.

The Dalek Ship left warp drive. It was the Emporers Warship, and the last to arrive, the first made the area clear for the second, who then invaded, the last one was for the emporers fleet to take the planet. It had 4 ships surrounding it, guarding, incase any survivors ambushed them.

On the planet, Hooded Figures with snouts were firing at daleks. Laser blasts came back in return, and the hooded figures with snouts died. Suddenly there was a blue glow, and then the orange sky turned blue. "You have sent out a force feild! You jammed the lasers! You Cowards!" A dalek shouted. one of the snouted figures came up to the dalek. "Who are you! Why are you invading our home! Why are you doing this to the innocent Raxel species!" It shouted. The daleks plunger grabbed its snout, and the Raxel died. Then, a bunch of small spherical ships landed. five raxel climbed out of each. They pulled out big chunky guns. "That wont work! The sheild jams lasers!" The daleks shouted. A raxel laughed, and shouted fire. rockets flew out of them, and hit the daleks.

On the emporers ship, a black dalek teleported in. "Emporer! The Raxel are eliminating us! they have a forcefeild and are jamming the lasers!" the dalek shouted. "Retreat the forces! Send fire waves to burn the forces down!" The emporor shouted. The emperor had a head like from Davros's Red dalek, and had a green base. It had been designed by davros as the new class of emperor, in the time war. They had survived the time war with 10 more fleets. All lead by the Green red daleks. Where the gun and plunger usually are, it had a gun like the special weapon dalek. The design of it had been cloned for the special forces, but they were black and red.

The Dalek Forces teleported out, and the raxel cheered, but then a laser hit the planet, the sheild burnt up, and a giant crater appeared where the laser hit. The smoke began to clear, Robotic Spider like versions of the daleks appeared from the smoke, and then lasers began to fly, the raxel screamed, and fired at the spider daleks, the special ops ones which had attacked during the time the sheild was up, began shooting, the raxel warriors began firing there lasers again, and a raxel blew up a spider daleks eyepeice.

"Emperor! They have found the weak spot!" A dalek boomed to the emporer. "Activate full sheilds!" The emperor shouted! "We have located Raxel starships heading for us!" Another black dalek boomed, and a laser blasted the wall from outside, The Emperor Spun round, and looked. Raxel Special ops were boarding, "FIRE!" One shouted, and the dalek emperor exploded, "Destroy the planet!" The black dalek shouted, and put his plunger in a socket, but got blown up. The plunger stayed in socket, and a laser flew into the planet. The planet blew up. The Daleks Headed to the control room, and began fighting off the Raxel. The 3 remaining black daleks shot down the special ops, and flew out to space with a squad of other daleks. They took out the Raxel Ships and Flew off.

Thursday 4 September 2008

The Redesign Awards Wiki

We have got 3 major Additions to the Blog. In Early July We set up a Wiki for the Blog, and over the last week we have been making it better, Even though it is still poo, we do have lives and dont spend them on this thing. It is Here

The Fan Fiction awards (which dosn't have to be fanfiction, because that is only there because Big fat fiction awards blog dosnt sound right,) Which we have mentioned, has now got its blog. There will be a link to all the entrys under there catagorys and later on a poll/link to a survey link at the side.There is a link Here

The site has had a minor redesign, We have added a header, and put a star next to it to be fancy.

Because this is major, comment. If you aint allowed by your parents (if you have to ask permission,) Do it anyway, or dont ask them at all, and just do it. Just say hi. Because i am setting up a forum soon aswell so I need people preparing. Go on. -tick tock- -tick tock- -tick tock- -tick tock- -yawn-