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PS; Even if you think everyone else will do it so it wont matter if you do, what if they dont?!

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

The Filler for 49: Cybermen on Mechanus

This story is the first in the Random Filler Series of shorts. there is one for 49, 99, 149, 199, etc. They will happen once every six months. it depends.

5 Months after being onboard Space Station Gamma, the Cybermen; who had recently escaped Voga to invade more areas and make more troops, had taken over 50 out of 75 crewmembers. The others had been gassed, shot, gassed when escaping, shot, or destroyed in the original attack. The 50 survivors had been upgraded and joined the Cyber Squadron.

"Cyberleader. We just missiled Space Station Nerva, the Survivors have been eliminated. We have detected a strong Human pulse on a nearby planet. Should we attack to raise our numbers?" A Cyberman said to the Black headed cyberleader. "Send down a strike Squad!" The leader roared.

A day later, a circular Prism shaped pod with a triangular head was ejected onto the planet, 25 Cybermen, just under half of the 60 they had, to round up the planets troops and inprison the humans, and destroy all threats.

They landed, the two squads with 12 Cybermen in each (or 12 in one and 13 in the other), on a large levitated platform above a large forest. The door smashed open on them both, a human slave was stood near to them. "Human, surrender your village to me or be terminated!" The head of the Cyberpatrol ordered, "Who are you..." the human muttered, "Cybermen. Do it or be destroyed!" The human smashed a emergancy panel near the door, "We are being attacked! cybermen!"

a siren started, a red mechanoid buzzed through a door into the main command block. "We are being attacked! code 109! Cybermen!" it buzzed, "We can Anihilate them!" The gold Mechaleader ordered. "Commander, lead defences!" the mechaleader continued, "I obey!" the Red mechanoid commander buzzed. "I will lead the Cult of Mechanus into the battle feild!" The red continued. The red activated a switch then a door panel raised, 3 black mechanoids glided out, "Lead the army into the battle feild!" the red mechanoid commanded.

The Cybercaptain shot dead the five humans who were defending the entrance. "We should lock down the city and trick them into converting" the cybercaptain commanded his troops. They ran through the door, and were surrounded by mechanoids.

The Cybercaptain blasted the red mechanoid, it exploded, "These are not compatible. Destroy them!" the cyber captain commanded. "You will be eliminated!" one of the Black mechanoids commanded. The cybercaptain looked up and send a laser into the tiled roof, it collapsed and fell, the electronics fell with it, electricuting all of the mechanoids and humans in the room.

The Cybercaptain and the army quickly escaped, "that is the main army of mechanoids dead, we should go in pairs at the sides, work into the middle. I will contact base and make them land as backup!" A cyberman said, walking into the pod. The 22 cybermen (excluding the one in the pod) surrounded the building.

The cybercaptain activated his communications device. "Enter" he muttered, the cybermen all broke in.

3 mechanoids, and one black mechanoid spun round, buzzing, "Cybermen!" the black mechanoid buzzed. It fired into a cyberman, its fire didn't affect the cybermen. Then the cyber captain entered, and fired at the black mechanoid. It exploded, one of the other mechanoids rose its weapon and shot the exhaust chambed on the front of a cyberman, the cyberman fell back and choked, the other 2 mechanoids shot the walls and roof, they collapsed in, the cyberleader leapt to dodge then shot the mechanoid, then the roof, the remaining tiles fell in and trapped the mechanoid.

The cybercaptain ran through the hallways trying to find the command block. he shot dead some mechanoids and met up with around 17 of his troops, the rest had lost signal. They found the door. it was a small door to a circular pod that headed to the command center. A cyberbomb guy stuck a slab of bomb to the door. "Bang." the Cybercaptain ordered, the door fell down, the troops walked in.

"We lost most of our troops on the entrance, they were all destroyed, we are the only survivors!" A red mechanoid said to the gold mechanoid, "We will destroy them!" The gold mechanoid muttered. The door blasted down, 13 cybermen (5 got squashed in the lift) climbed out, and they fired at the mechanoid leader, it exploded, the mechanoids activated a gold gas bomb on the cybermen, the cybercaptain staggered away from the gas, choking, and shot the bomb, it deactivated, the 6 survivors entered lasr battle with the defence turrets and 2 mechanoids, who both had laser sheilds, then a bright light appeared in between them, link and nev the bear stumbled through.

To be Continued in post 50! which is called

Nev and Links Adventures Special: Starring Cybermen and Mechanoids!


or something like that

Monday, 1 December 2008

Triforce Chronicles: The Hyrule Raid

Princess Zelda, Link and There crew had not returned. It was Hundreds of years since he vanished, which was just after the Hyrulian Civil War. There were legends about him dying fighting giant Sea Cyclopes, or being thrown into shatters by a large Cyclone. One of his and Zeldas crew had returned to Hyrule; saying about them being killed by a ghost ship.

Kanagork was a Raider from a Foreign kingdom to hyrule, and he had a powerful army. He had Destroyed many kingdom's Capital citys, shattering them, and forcing them to be conquered by his own. Even though he was on the run from his own kingdom. They had heard Hyrule had Created a Triforce bank; to store all the Tri-Forces, as they had been attacked and raided by many Armies, and lost some Tri-Forces. The armies which stole the triforces used these to create magic weapons and shields; and used them to Slay many of the kings of Hyrule.

A man placed a Force Gem on a platform, it glowed, and spun into the socket, it was a green gem, and when mixed with the blue and red ones, made a orange tri-force. The man threw in 2 more gems, then they spun into the socket. The platform rose and spun, the 3 triangle triforce in the middle fell down, the man placed it in a container, and put it on a shelf. Then the door broke down, a arrow shot across the room, the man collapsed, pulling out the arrow in his heart, before slowly dying. 5 men walked in, one was Kanagork. "Use the Force Container, take them!" Kanagork shouted. The man with the Bow nodded, and grabbed the arrow from the man. Then kicked the man in the face.

Kanagork pulled out a circular container, and put it on the edge of a filled shelf, he then opened it, and a yellow glow came from the triforces, they flew into the container. Kanagork put the container on his belt. He then threw out five more to each of his men. "Take them, Ill activate the raid." Kanagork muttered.

Kanagork pulled out his sword, then slitted it onto his crossbow, there was a hole the right shape for it in the bow. He then put an arrow on the hilt, and ran to the edge of the cliff. The King of Hyrule was stood on a small stage across from the cliff. Kanagork took aim for the King; and fired, The king collapsed, and Kanagorks soldiers ran in. They armed themselves; circling the crowd, then Kanagork walked to the stage. He climbed up, pulling out the arrow from the kings head. "Surrender, or we will kill you!" Kanagork shouted. "Your Legend; Link; who has survived Cyclopes; Cyclones and Phantom Ghost Ships is dead. how could he be 300 years old, still look like a 11 year old and survive all this? He was a myth." Kanagork shouted. A Angry farmer leapt onto the stage, and pulled out his pitchfork, and ran at Kanagork, Kanagork laughed, and shot the man. He pulled out the arrow then looked at the crowd. "Kill them. I Enslaved Force Fairys; including fire, ill trap them." Kanagork muttered, and pulled out a cage from his back pack, "Fairy, fire ring this city now!" Kanagork muttered. A fire ring flew around the city, trapping them.

Saturday, 1 November 2008

Jesisco's China Doll

This is a Horror Based Halloween Submission from one of my classmates:

China Doll

A long time ago a kid wanted a china doll when they first came out but her mum would not let her get one. Her birthday arrived and her mum bought her a china doll called Polly but the day after terrible things happened.

Her mum was calling her because she had to get up and get ready for her party. Her mum called again and again but after three times of calling her she walked up the stairs down the hall around the corner opened the door and she looked on the bed and there was her chilled and he china doll. The china doll had a butchers knife in its hand and on the bed was the little girl cut up in pieces and the china doll was singing, “cut her in half, cut her in quarters, cut her into eighths.” The china doll carried on cutting the little girl up into pieces. Then the doll turned and looked at the mum and said “your next.” The mum ran down the stairs and out the front door and down the road thinking that Polly the china doll would not follow her but Polly did and she don’t the same to the mum as she did to the little girl. So Polly started singing “cut her up in to half, cut her into quarters, cut her into eighths” and she carried on cutting and cutting and she managed to work her way around the whole area that the mum and the little girl lived in.

That is the end of that story.


Thursday, 9 October 2008

Dalek Wars: Episode 3: Ultimate Power

Sontar: Recap
New Leader
Attacked by sontarans
Invade
Get Beaten
Bombed
Leader Helpless

"Your Hostaging is Futile!" Shouted the Supreme Dalek, "I am Dalek Sumpreme! I can Destroy you!" The Supreme Finished, and its Head Peice Was Raised, The Daleks Front Laser pulled back, and levitated, "The Green Daleks have the weapons of the Special Weapons, we can create emergancy lasers!" The Supreme shouted, and a pod for the Gun Rose, "Exterminate!" He Finished, and a laser fired, it blasted the controls, and Sontarans Screamed, some died, the gun spun, and hit the leader, who fell back. "Abort! Pull Back!" Shouted a Sontaran, "Cowards!" Shouted the Dalek.

Sontarans Fleed the Station, more dalek ships arrived, the Guns rose, and began shooting, but lasers started to fire from the daleks, killing big Chunks, The Sontaran General ran out, "Fire!" He shouted, and 10 sontarans on all sides of the base, fired, the blasts burnt the walls, down, then burnt into the main building structure, burning it. Inside, Dalek Supremes lid fell back down, his top raised, and his base broke into segments, and built themselfs into Spider like Legs, The Top of the Dalek Spun, and Turned into a Robotic Spider like head, and a small stick came out the front.

"Eliminate the Daleks!" A General sontaran shouted, before being exterminated, "Or you will be eliminated!" The Dalek Shouted. Sontaran Guns shot the Dalek, it exploded, but then a Dalek Flagship lowered itself, thousands of daleks flew out, quickly shooting down sontarans, The General who burnt down the base then grabbed a special ops sontaran, "Detonate the main base!" He shouted, and the base blew up, but the Supreme Dalek Remained there, in its spider Form. "You, Will, Be, Exterminated!" Shouted Spider Dalek Supreme, and a laser blasted from the front, the Sontaran fell back. A Sontaran Blaster hit the Supreme, it spun around, and changed back. It was Damaged, and it teleported into the mother ship.

Sontaran Controller (As in he controlled all sontarans) Was pushed into a dalek cell, "Daleks, What are you doing!" He shouted, and a Black Dalek Glided in, "Do not talk, or you will be exterminated, You will hand over the planet, or you will die and lose the Rutan War!" The Black Dalek Shouted, "I do not fear death! Thats our 10th rule, dont be afraid!" The Controller shouted, and electric bolts burnt through him. "Sontar Ha!" The Controller roared, and kicked the glass on the cell, it collapsed, "You will be destroyed, and you will become slaves of sontar!" The Controller roared, "I am Kainx, leader of the Sontaran armys, Kainx, the Doombringer!"

5 daleks dragged the supreme dalek into a small chamber, and put there plungers on him, pulling the peices off, The screaming supreme was levitated by a force feild, as a new shell was built around him, minutes later, he stopped, rebuilt. "Send in the Spider Daleks!" He shouted. A Dalek ship landed, and a door swung open, spider daleks run out, "Activate the Alpha Bomb!" The supreme roared, the walls began exploding, the dalek cell door blasted down, five sontarans, Kainx, and 4 more, walked in, The spider dalek supreme leapt, he trapped Kainx in his legs, then stabbed kainxes vent in his neck, kainx fell back, injured. The 5 special weapons daleks rolled in and shot the sontarans. "Send them out! call in the troops!" The supreme roared.

The Daleks teleported back to the base, exterminating the sontarans. 5 special weapons rolled out and shot dead the remaining sontarans. "Activate the bomb!" one of them ordered. Another spun and turned into a spider dalek, he used 2 front legs to carry a bomb 50 meters from the ship, then teleported back. The rest followed him back onboard. The ship rose, and the supreme glided onto his control deck.

"Activate the Bomb!" The Supreme roared, spikes exploded from the bomb, "activate ignition!" the supreme continued, the spikes then turned into flames, "Detonate!" The supreme roared, the spikes spun into the bomb, and they sent a exploding particle into Sontars core, "Detonate Ignition!" The supreme finished, the particle exploded, it sent the planet into a exploding ball of gas, then it froze down, and turned to rubble.

Thursday, 11 September 2008

Puppet Power! By Zippy Nev Brush

This is Zippy Nev Brushes new series of scripts called puppet power, and He Said the Series is mainly for under 10s, starring: Basil Brush, Nev the Bear, Crazy Keith, Dunceton, Oucho, and Duncetons Badger armys. For the People who dont Watch Cbbc here is the basics bout the charactors:


  • Nev: A Blue bear
  • Basil Brush: A Funny Fox, with evil cousin called Mortimer
  • Crazy Keith: One of Nevs Freinds
  • Dunceton: Talking Brain/King of the Badgers (apparently)
  • Oucho: Talking Cactus
  • Badgers: A type of well known animal.
  • The Foxes: Mortimer, Bingo, Bungo and Roxy
Scroll Down to find the First Episode, This is The Episode List:

  1. The Badger Beggining (Parody of A series of unfortunate events; The Bad beggining)
  2. FoxWood: End Of May (P1) (End of Days Parody)
  3. FoxWood: Ha-Ha Boom-Boom! (P2) (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Parody)
  4. Alex Badger: Ark Badger (Parody of Alex Rider Ark Angel)
  5. Alex Badger: FoxHead (Parody of Alex Rider Snakehead)
  6. Farting of The Ways (Parody of Doctor Who Parting of the Ways)


The Badger Beggining

Scene 1: House

Oucho is sitting on a windowsill, and is asleep, then the pot falls, and smashes into the fireplace, and accidently starts a fire, which begins to spread around the room quickly, He Wakes up.

Oucho: Great....

He rolls till he gets to a box, which he opens, and pulls out a tiny mobile

Oucho: Help!

His parents roll down the stairs, and begin to Burn,

Oucho: Help! My Parents are on fire!

The parents fall to ash, and the room fully ignites, but then the window smashes, and smoke fills the room. The Second it clears,the blaze stopped,
and some badgers appeared.

Badger: We stopped your fire! We need money for this! Or we will take you to the Base!

Oucho screams, and drops a match, but a badger stomps on it, and drags oucho off.

Scene 2: Beach
The Badgers drag him onto the beach, and push him onto the peir, and he runs to the end.

Voice (oov): Halt!

There is a blast of smoke, the badgers fall off the Pier and drown, and Nev walks up to Oucho,

Nev: I am Captain Nev! We need to stop Count Dunceton with Puppet Power!

Oucho: What?

Basil: Nev?! This is Fox Woods Operation!

Nev: Uh-Oh....

Then a laser blasts down on him, Nev flys up quickly, and Some Foxes Walk up.

Crazy Keith Jumps onto the Pier from the Edge

Keith: Hello Cactus dude! Hello Basil?

Bingo: Basil! I have a plan! Oucho? Wanna see my pictures of pottatos?

Oucho: No!

Bungo: Try One!

Oucho Grabs a potato, and faints.

Roxy: Why did you do that?

Keith: What about me?

Basil: erm... Ill use my Bomb!

Keith: Which Bomb?

Basil: Boom! Boom!

Bingo: That wasnt funny Basil!

Basil: Have you noticed the badgers who have appeared around us yet?

The Badgers Surround them, while tons more climb onto the pier and run to the city, fireing guns, the buildings collapse, people being crushed, and guns killing the survivors, explosions fill the ruins, and knock down more buildings. FoxWood gasp, then a badger shoots Basil,

Roxy: Baseel!




138 Readers!

if you think 138 is a random number to celebrate, go away, For star wars fans, stay here. 138 is the THX number, and its used a lot in the films. not much tho but celebrate if you like the star wars!

Tuesday, 9 September 2008

Dalek Wars Ep 2: Sontar!

The heavily damaged dalek ships shot down the remaining Raxel, and the Black Daleks flew back to the ship. One of the Black daleks levitated to where the Supreme Green and Red Dalek was, and opened up his casing. Two Daleks with modified plungers pulled off the Guns, and Placed a Imperial Special Weapon Daleks Gun in its place, and it closed. A Crane like hand pulled off its head, and lowered down a similar Green Dalek Head. The black dalek had been promoted.

The Dalek Fleet entered warp drive, and daleks flew around the broken parts of it, mending it from the damage it took from Raxem. The Promoted Black dalek was in the control room, with a modified spray paint dalek recoloring him to match the dead leader. Then, the engines stopped, "Commander! The Engines have been hit! We are recieving a signal!" A black dalek shouted, then a projected image appeared on the screen, a helmeted warrior, "You are a sontaran?" The Supreme asked, "Get out of the sontar system!" The Sontaran commanded. "I am sontaran commander Dorrn, I am protecting this planet. We must not let you past!" It finished, "Lock his signal!" The supreme shouted, "Wha..." The commander said, "Fire!" The supreme shouted, and there was an explosion on the screen, and the transmission ended, "Go to there planet! Weaken there defenses!" The supreme ordered, and tons of missiles were sent out, shooting at the ships guarding the planet, and they flew down to the surface.

Sontarans were standing in a line, shooting at targets, and looked up, there was a boom, and they heard the space ship enter the atmosphere, and as the ship landed, daleks flew out of it, the sontarans fired at them, and missed the daleks. The Daleks Landed, The 9 remaining black daleks hovering above the army. The daleks fired at sontarans, but the blasts reflected off the armor, then a sontaran hit a daleks shaft under the head peice, its lights fllicked off, and a squeal came from inside, sounding like "There Jamming our Curcuits!" Two black daleks hit down the sontaran, aiming at the neck peice and fired at the same time, sending bolts threw the probic vent and killing it. More Daleks used this tactic and took some more down, but the sontarans were disabling them.

There was a bang, another bunch of ships entering the atmosphere, sontaran star fighters began to fire at them, but got shot down seconds later. A laser hit a dalek ship, and it exploded, then another one was hit. The Daleks moved back quickly, and the ship chased the lasers to find the cannon. A Dalek ship shot the cannon, and then another cannon appeared, firing down more dalek ships.

Some Sontarans ran onto the dalek mother ship, which arrived first, and grabbed the supreme dalek, and one put a knife in the shaft under the headpiece, the supremes lights turned off and it had electric bolts sent threw it, it got deactivated. The Sontarans placed a disk on it, then they teleported with it to the sontaran base.

The Sontarans had got onto the ship, and placed a bomb on it, and ran. It Exploded, More Daleks were deactivated, and the sontarans began to Win. The Daleks all began teleporting. 4 remaining black daleks had ordered them to go to the base and send out a message to stop shooting, so they could destroy the sontarans, and make them join forces. The Sontaran with the Supreme landed, and pulled out the knife. "We will hold you hostage to force the troops to leave to get you back, but then we will kill you! Activate Bombs!" A commander sontaran shouted. "We have mined the corridors, and have blown up your remaining fleet! You are helpless!" Another sontaran said.

To Be Continued